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Sunday, March 14, 2010

This is indeed touching.........

This is indeed touching.........
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love,
he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started
searching for the two
lovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
back home in
a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come
back I will
allow youto marry the guy you love, I accept that
you loved each
other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.
He was
dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came
and hit him and he
died
on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only
after sometimes that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and
cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the
blood stains of the
guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But
her mother
ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also
ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next
night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother
asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

she washed the stains but some remained. Next night

she again had
the same dream she again washed the stains but some
still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time
the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, orelse something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried herbest to wash the
stains, andthe clothes nearly tore, but some stainsstill
remained.

She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was aloneat home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door shesaw the same
oldlady of her dream standing at her door. She got veryscared
and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blueobject, which
shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...

"Try Surf Exel Washing powder... just a dab and itwill remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .



I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.
But don't look at me like that . I'm also hunting for the idiot who
 mailed this to me!

Why worry?

Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:


Whether you are well

or whether you are sick.



If you are well,

then there is nothing to worry about.



But if you are sick,

there are o nly two things to worry about:



Whether you are going to get well

or whether you are going to die.




If you get well,

then there is nothing to worry about.



But if you die,

there are o nly two things to worry about:


Whether you are going to go to heaven

or whether you are going to go to hell.



If you go to heaven,

then you have nothing to worry about.



But if you go to hell,

you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,

that you won't have time to worry!

So, Why Worry?


 
Be Happy











Ten Important Words...


The most damaging one letter word     ®      [ I]                       ®      Avoid it.

The most satisfying two-letter word     ®      [WE]                     ®      Use it.

The most poisonous three-letter word®      [EGO]                   ®      Kill it.

The most used four-letter word           ®      [LOVE ]                ®      Value it.

The most pleasing five-letter word       ®      [SMILE]               ®      Keep it.

The fastest spreading six-letter word   ®      [RUMOUR]          ®      Ignore it.

The most enviable seven-letter word    ®      [SUCCESS]           ®      Achieve it.

The most nefarious eight-letter word    ®      [JEALOUSY]        ®      Distance it.

The most powerful nine-letter word     ®      [KNOWLEDGE]   ®      Acquire it.

The most essential ten-letter word       ®      [CONFIDENCE]   ®      Trust it.

Do you know who you're talking to?"

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to,you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone... 

Saturday, March 13, 2010

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE


BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE 
Our Birth is our Opening Balance ! 
Our Death is our Closing Balance! 
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities 
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets 
Heart is our Current Asset 
Soul is our Fixed Asset 
Brain is our Fixed Deposit 
Thinking is our Current Account 
Achievements are our Capital 
Character & Morals, our Stock- in -Trade 
Friends are our General Reserves 
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill 
Patience is our Interest Earned 
Love is our Dividend 
Children are our Bonus Issues 
Education is Brands / Patents 
Knowledge is our Investment 
Experience is our Premium Account 
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. 
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. 

Some very Good and Very bad things .... 
The most destructive habit......................Worry 
The greatest Joy...............................Giving 
The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect 
The most satisfying work...............Helping others 
The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness 
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders 
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth 
The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement 
The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear 
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind 
The most crippling failure disease............Excuses 
The most powerful force in life..................Love 
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper 
The world's most in credible computer........The brain 
The worst thing to be without................... Hope 
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue 
The two most power-filled words...............'I Can' 
The greatest asset..............................Faith 
The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity 
The most beautiful attire......................SMILE! 
The most prized possession................Integrity 
The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer 
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm 
The most important thing in life..................GOD
'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others 
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